No Sex Please: We're British 48 years old

No Sex Please: We're British

Porn store owner Pete orders some new stuff from his supplier Niko but Niko mixes up the address with the address of the local Barclays Bank. Here, newly-weds David (the bank's assistant manager) and Penny Hunter is shocked when first photos, then films and then finally two girls are sent to them in the Bank's flat. They, and their friend, head cashier Brian Runnicles (who slowly starts to have a nervous breakdown), have to deal with getting rid of the porn without letting their boss, Mr. Bromley - the bank's manager (who's very anti-porn), the local police in the form of Inspector Paul, and David's mother, Bertha Hunter, in on what is happening...

Credits

Beryl Reid
Beryl Reid

Bertha Hunter

Sydney Bromley
Sydney Bromley

Rag & Bone Man

David Swift
David Swift

Inspector Paul

Valerie Leon
Valerie Leon

Susan

Susan Penhaligon
Susan Penhaligon

Penny Hunter

Ian Ogilvy
Ian Ogilvy

David Hunter

No Sex Please: We're British Cast

Name Character
Michael Bates He was 52, 57 years old when he died as Mr. Needham
Susan Penhaligon She was 24, now 72 years old as Penny Hunter
Deryck Guyler He was 59, 85 years old when he died as Park Keeper
Sydney Bromley He was 64, 78 years old when he died as Rag & Bone Man
David Swift He was 53, 82 years old when he died as Inspector Paul
Michael Ripper He was 60, 87 years old when he died as Traffic Warden
Arthur Lowe He was 57, 66 years old when he died as Mr Bromley
Beryl Reid She was 54, 77 years old when she died as Bertha Hunter
Ian Ogilvy He was 29, now 78 years old as David Hunter
Michael Robbins He was 42, 62 years old when he died as Car Driver
Valerie Leon She was 29, now 77 years old as Susan
Ronnie Corbett He was 42, 85 years old when he died as Brian Runnicles
Gerald Sim He was 48, 89 years old when he died as Reverend Mower
Frank Thornton He was 52, 92 years old when he died as Glass Shop Manager
Margaret Nolan She was 29, now 77 years old as Barbara
Robin Askwith He was 22, now 71 years old as Baker's Delivery Man

No Sex Please: We're British Crew

Name Department
John Woolf as Executive Producer. He was 60 (86) years old when He died Production
Ralph Kemplen as Editor. He was 60 (91) years old when He died Editing
Ray Simm as Production Design. Art
Eric Rogers as Original Music Composer. He was 51 (59) years old when He died Sound
John R. Sloan as Producer. Production
Cliff Owen as Director. He was 54 (73) years old when He died Directing
Denis Johnson as Production Supervisor. He was 24 (37) years old when He died Production
Ken Hodges as Director of Photography. He was 7 (now 56) years old Camera
Wally Schneiderman as Makeup Artist. He was 51 (now 99) years old Costume & Make-Up
Jenia Reissar as Casting. She was 68 (96) years old when She died Production
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No Sex Please: We're British (48 years)

  • Release day: Wednesday, July 25, 1973
  • Runtime: 85 minutes