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No Sex Please: We're British

A porn-store owner orders some new stuff from his supplier, but the delivery address gets mixed with the address of the local Barclays Bank. Here, David (the bank's assistant manager) and his new wife are shocked when photos, then films and finally two girls are sent to them in their bank-supplied flat. They and the banks' head cashier then hatch a plan to get rid of the porn—without letting their boss, the local police and David's mother in on what is happening.

Credits

No Sex Please: We're British Cast

Name Character
Beryl Reid She was 54, 77 years old when she died as Bertha Hunter
Sydney Bromley He was 64, 78 years old when he died as Rag & Bone Man
David Swift He was 53, 82 years old when he died as Inspector Paul
Valerie Leon She was 29, now 78 years old as Susan
Susan Penhaligon She was 24, now 73 years old as Penny Hunter
Robin Askwith He was 22, now 71 years old as Baker's Delivery Man
Ian Ogilvy He was 29, now 78 years old as David Hunter
Margaret Nolan She was 29, now 78 years old as Barbara
Arthur Lowe He was 57, 66 years old when he died as Mr Bromley
Gerald Sim He was 48, 89 years old when he died as Reverend Mower
Frank Thornton He was 52, 92 years old when he died as Glass Shop Manager
Ronnie Corbett He was 42, 85 years old when he died as Brian Runnicles
Deryck Guyler He was 59, 85 years old when he died as Park Keeper
Michael Robbins He was 42, 62 years old when he died as Car Driver
Michael Ripper He was 60, 87 years old when he died as Traffic Warden
Michael Bates He was 52, 57 years old when he died as Mr. Needham

No Sex Please: We're British Crew

Name Department
John Woolf as Executive Producer. He was 60 (86) years old when He died Production
Ralph Kemplen as Editor. He was 60 (91) years old when He died Editing
Ray Simm as Production Design. Art
Eric Rogers as Original Music Composer. He was 51 (59) years old when He died Sound
John R. Sloan as Producer. Production
Cliff Owen as Director. He was 54 (73) years old when He died Directing
Denis Johnson as Production Supervisor. He was 24 (37) years old when He died Production
Ken Hodges as Director of Photography. He was 7 (now 56) years old Camera
Wally Schneiderman as Makeup Artist. He was 51 (now 100) years old Costume & Make-Up
Jenia Reissar as Casting. She was 68 (96) years old when She died Production
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No Sex Please: We're British (49 years)

  • Release day: Wednesday, July 25, 1973
  • Runtime: 85 minutes