Minty the Assassin 12 years old

A fanboy fantasy about lesbians, martial arts, high heels and science.

MINTY is a youthful, raven haired, punk rock, feminist, female super heroine, that gets her super powers from eating chocolate (which is a good source of antioxidants). One day Minty's agent, BIG BOSS, an older and honorable gentlemen, is taken hostage by DOCTOR BRAIN BENDER, the evil neuro-scientist. Minty then fights her way up various perverse floors of Doctor Brain Bender's paranormal building to rescue Big Boss. Several unusual villains stand in her way: CAPTAIN CAPABILITY, a freak of nature; SENSATIONAL NINJA, an effeminate assassin; RAT MONSTER, a depressed mutant; BRUCE ZEE, a psycho martial artist; MOLLY LEVIATHAN, a sensual super vixen; ZEN COWBOY, a blindfolded gunslinger; and DOUBLE DELICIOUS, an intellectual lesbian vampire. Throughout this wild odyssey, Minty educates her adversaries on the fascinating world of natural science and then uses her beauty, her brains, and pure brutality to demonstrate the biological theory of the survival of the fittest


Minty the Assassin Cast

Name Character
Elina Madison She was 32, now 45 years old as Minty
Anthony Ray Parker He was 51, now 64 years old as Big Boss
Chip Joslin He was 42, now 55 years old as Dr. Brain Bender
David A. Lockhart as Rat Monster
Ricardo Mamood-Vega He was 41, now 54 years old as Zen Cowboy
Jacki R. Chan She was 28, now 41 years old as Molly Leviathan

Minty the Assassin Crew

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Minty the Assassin (12 years)

A fanboy fantasy about lesbians, martial arts, high heels and science.

  • Release day: Friday, August 07, 2009
  • Runtime: 80 minutes