Vares: Private Eye (Vares – Yksityisetsivä) 19 years old

That summer a woman was running with the devil and it rained more than ever…

Vares, a film noir comedy from Finland, is yet another twist on PULP FICTION. And, just in case we miss the similarities of splattered blood mixed with outrageous incidents, the movie explicitly references PULP FICTION and has a comedic scene in which two guys argue about McDonald's hamburgers. Still, VARES - PRIVATE EYE, by director Aleksi Mäkelä, manages to be kind of fun even not especially original. The script has more characters than the screenwriter can handle, leaving the audience frequently confused about who is doing what and why. The two best scenes are one about a wacky wedding and another about a guy who answers a cell phone call while he is busy enjoying the pleasures of a sex parlor.

Credits

Vares: Private Eye Cast

Name Character
Tommi Korpela He was 35, now 55 years old as Uusniitty, saattovartija
Jasper Pääkkönen He was 24, now 43 years old as Jarmo
Samuli Edelmann He was 36, now 55 years old as Mikko Koitere
Kari Hietalahti He was 39, now 59 years old as Tetsuo Sinkkonen
Juha Veijonen He was 44, now 64 years old as Jussi Valtteri Vares
Markku Peltola He was 48, 51 years old when he died as Luusalmi
Jorma Tommila He was 45, now 65 years old as Antero Kraft
Jari Halonen He was 41, now 61 years old as Karl E. Miesmann
Pekka Valkeejärvi He was 46, 58 years old when he died as Jari 'Hillosilmä' Munck
Laura Malmivaara She was 30, now 50 years old as Eeva Sunila
Santeri Kinnunen He was 34, now 54 years old as Touko Reiman
Minna Turunen She was 35, now 55 years old as Ifigenia Multanen

Vares: Private Eye Crew

Name Department
Markus Selin as Producer. He was 44 (now 64) years old Production
Aleksi Mäkelä as Director. He was 34 (now 54) years old Directing
Reijo Mäki as Writer. He was 45 (now 65) years old Writing
Pekka Lehtosaari as Writer. He was 34 (now 54) years old Writing
Vares: Private Eye poster
Vares: Private Eye (19 years)

That summer a woman was running with the devil and it rained more than ever…

  • Release day: Thursday, July 22, 2004
  • Runtime: 95 minutes