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You Don't Mess with the Zohan

An Israeli counterterrorism soldier with a secretly fabulous ambition to become a Manhattan hairstylist. Zohan's desire runs so deep that he'll do anything -- including faking his own death and going head-to-head with an Arab cab driver -- to make his dreams come true.

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You Don't Mess with the Zohan Cast

Name Character
Dave Matthews He was 41, now 55 years old as James
Kevin Nealon He was 54, now 68 years old as Kevin
Ido Mosseri He was 30, now 43 years old as Oori
Shelley Berman He was 83, 92 years old when he died as Zohan's Father
Emmanuelle Chriqui She was 32, now 46 years old as Dalia
Bruce Vilanch He was 59, now 73 years old as Bruce Vilanch
Adam Sandler He was 41, now 55 years old as Zohan
Rob Schneider He was 44, now 58 years old as Salim
John Turturro He was 51, now 64 years old as The Phantom
Kevin Cannon He was 29, now 43 years old as Times Square Crazy Man
Ori Pfeffer He was 32, now 46 years old as Second Commander
Chris Rock He was 43, now 56 years old as Taxi Driver
Dennis Dugan He was 61, now 75 years old as Homeless Guy
Henry Winkler He was 62, now 76 years old as Limousine Passenger
Moran Atias She was 27, now 40 years old as Eti
Kathleen Noone She was 63, now 77 years old as Second Woman in Cab
Mariah Carey She was 39, now 52 years old as Mariah Carey
Charlotte Rae She was 82, 92 years old when she died as Mrs. Greenhouse
Nick Swardson He was 31, now 45 years old as Michael
Anna Berger She was 85, 91 years old when she died as Older Lady in Salon
Lainie Kazan She was 68, now 81 years old as Gail
Danny A. Abeckaser He was 36, now 50 years old as Ze'ev
Alec Mapa He was 42, now 56 years old as Claude
Eloise DeJoria She was 51, now 64 years old as Blonde at Salon
Leslie Garza as Disco Hip Girl
Kevin James He was 43, 24 years old when he died as Hacky Sack Tournament Celebrity Judge
Holly Weber She was 23, now 37 years old as Girlfriend
Sid Ganis He was 68, now 82 years old as Doctor
Guri Weinberg He was 35, now 49 years old as Aharon
Saye Yabandeh as Girlfriend
Mike Batayeh as Fry Cook
Helen Siff as Mrs. Skitzer
Anne Marie Howard She was 48, now 61 years old as Reporter
Daoud Heidami as Nasi
Mark Kubr as Criminal #3
Reuven Bar-Yotam He was 72, now 86 years old as Levi
Deborah Rombaut as Snooty French Girl at the Club
Mark Winn He was 397, 88 years old when he died as News Cameraman
Christopher Innvar as Angry Tall Driver
Shulie Cowen She was 39, now 53 years old as Debbie
Guy Oseary He was 35, now 49 years old as Avi
Dana Goodman She was 55, now 69 years old as Mariah's Assistant
Mousa Kraish He was 33, now 47 years old as Bashir
John McEnroe He was 49, now 62 years old as Himself
Adria Tennor as Kids' Salon Owner
Rick Gifford as Philip
Vanessa Long She was 24, now 37 years old as Catty Hairdresser
Ian Fisher as Disco Merchant
Marco Khan He was 8, now 22 years old as Terrorist with Hand
Robert Smigel He was 48, now 61 years old as Yosi
Rock Kohli as Vendor with No Fizzi Bubblech
Anna Garcia Williams as Phantom's Wife
Betty Murphy She was 55, now 69 years old as Mrs. Haines
Todd Holland He was 46, now 60 years old as Fred
Bunny Levine She was 79, now 93 years old as Older Lady in Salon
Ahmed Ahmed He was 37, now 51 years old as Waleed
Riley Thomas Stewart He was 5, now 19 years old as Little Boy #2
Ray Garvey He was 65, 58 years old when he died as Truck Driver
Kevin Grady He was 21, now 35 years old as Coleman
John Farley He was 39, now 53 years old as Tom
Susan Grace She was 59, now 72 years old as Older Lady in Salon
Tyler Spindel as Doorman
Rachael Murphy as Girl in Club
Barbara Jean Barrielle as Cheerleader
Barry Livingston He was 54, now 68 years old as Gray Kleibolt
Carol Schlanger as Older Lady in Salon
Anthony Martins as Arab #3
Michael Buffer He was 63, now 77 years old as Walbridge
Phoebe Dorin She was 67, now 81 years old as Older Lady in Salon
Edmund Lyndeck He was 82, 90 years old when he died as Pharmacist
John Duerler as Electronic Store Customer
Sayed Badreya He was 51, now 65 years old as Hamdi
Jessica Mei Gershen as Girl in Club
Blake Bertrand as Little Boy
Dina Doron She was 8, now 22 years old as Zohan's Mother
Chris Spinelli as Angry Palestinian

You Don't Mess with the Zohan Crew

Name Department
Ronald R. Reiss as Set Decoration. He was 31 (now 44) years old Art
Rupert Gregson-Williams as Original Music Composer. He was 42 (now 56) years old Sound
Aldric La'Auli Porter as Associate Producer. Production
Sarah Finn as Casting. Production
Robert Fechtman as Set Designer. Art
Randi Hiller as Casting. Production
Jack Giarraputo as Producer. He was 8 (now 22) years old Production
Ellen Lutter as Costume Design. Costume & Make-Up
Daryl Kass as Unit Production Manager. Production
Alan Au as Art Direction. Art
Michael Barrett as Director of Photography. He was 38 (now 51) years old Camera
Robert Smigel as Executive Producer. He was 48 (now 61) years old Production
Robert Smigel as Screenplay. He was 48 (now 61) years old Writing
Barry Bernardi as Executive Producer. Production
Dennis Dugan as Director. He was 61 (now 75) years old Directing
Judd Apatow as Screenplay. He was 40 (now 54) years old Writing
Adam Brightman as Production Supervisor. Production
Kevin Grady as Co-Producer. He was 21 (now 35) years old Production
John Collins as Art Direction. He was 40 (now 53) years old Art
Tamara Hunter as Casting Associate. Production
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You Don't Mess with the Zohan (13 years)

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  • Release day: Thursday, June 05, 2008
  • Runtime: 113 minutes
  • Budget: 90000000.00
  • Revenue: 204313400.00