Nosferatu vs. Father Pipecock & Sister Funk 10 years old

The bloody, gothic, erotic, neurotic vampiric love-story that couldn't stay silent.

A reimagining /regurgitation and re-dubbing of a classic silent horror flick! Shot in mind-shattering 2D (& 36DD), featuring T&A and epic voice-over ‘voom’, by Ms. Ilham Otaku & Pepe Chingadero! Original 1922 star Max Schreck plays (in newly tinted archive footage, mixed, with new) Count Orlock, a deviant, adulterous, shape-shifting Transylvanian vampire aristocrat & super creep, who is tearing Bremen, a new corn-hole & it's up to a 'brotha-in-a-collar' and a creole nun with a flamin' gun, to stop him, in this 'creature-feature' fang-fest! Co-Starring Canadian Scream Queen: Vivita, with new footage shot in tantalizing Watt-a-Rama & dubbed in Tex-O-Phonic Super-Sound

Credits

Nosferatu vs. Father Pipecock & Sister Funk Cast

Name Character
Max Schreck He was 134, 56 years old when he died as Count Orlock / The Nosferatu (archive)

Nosferatu vs. Father Pipecock & Sister Funk Crew

Name Department
Peter John Ross as Original Music Composer. Sound
Nosferatu vs. Father Pipecock & Sister Funk poster
Nosferatu vs. Father Pipecock & Sister Funk (10 years)

The bloody, gothic, erotic, neurotic vampiric love-story that couldn't stay silent.

  • Release day: Sunday, March 09, 2014
  • Runtime: 134 minutes